Tales From Queer Gaza, Golden Boy Nailed.

He's not playing the major role. Not the role of the gardener of Gethsemane, Je'sus, who was swept up in a raid of illegals. Not him, but one of the other guys Je'sus met in a Jerusalem cell. They were talking shit about the government and the next thing wind up nailed to a crossbeam. Fucking nailed and Je'sus, tells them he'll see them in paradise. They're freaked, I mean who wouldn't be, because the other dude, not Golden Boy, thinks Je'sus has a plan to get them un-nailed and off to Vegas for some shows and a bit of gambling.

Golden Boy plays the part of the other poor jerk that's nailed and when they were back in prison, didn't do shit except ask if they had a joint. Than wham, there's the guards busting them and some carpentry work, only they're the ones getting nailed. He ain't going for it. Fuck no.
He has great lines too. I mean, here's this dude freaked out thinking there going to Vegas and a gardener who's taking them. "Yeah right," that's his answer. Great isn't it? And the way he says it, sort of a mix between Marlon Brando and Brad Pitt.

Anyway, this puts Golden Boy in a very precarious position. Muslims love a good nailing, in fact, why not make a bomb and fill it full of nails! That's their idea of a good time. But they don't know Golden Boy's star performance and much less care it's going to be in a major queer church. Muslims would bomb a queer church sure, but not go in one. 

There is a rat being nailed too. The, "Oh, that's so cool, we're going to Pair-a-dice guy, he thinks he should get top billing. Fuck the gardener, what kind of role is that? He's the one that doesn't think Je'sus is crazy but would really like to get off the beam and on to Vegas. That's how dumb this guy is, yet, besides blond, he hates Golden Boy. Jealousy eats him like a bad burrito and he would like nothing better than to get rid of Golden Boy pronto. Everyone will be looking at Golden Boy's tall, swarthy, good looks at the Mega-Queer Church Of Perpetual Indulgence. 

What will become of Golden Boy? Will he get to the church on time? Next Tales From Queer Gaza.