Some Like It Hot

Wally and I are at the beach in Cayucos. Lovely place by the ocean on the Southern end of Big Sur. Usually the weather is a bit too cool but not this time. Ninety-five yesterday before it cooled in the afternoon to a comfortable mid-seventies.

The weather isn't the only thing hot here. We got Mom drunk last night. She decided to take our advice and cruise the main drag for dick. Mom, when she had a few, let it be known her taste in men. Not any man, mind you, men with big dicks and rough manners. What can I say, she's our mom and we love her.

So, Mexican Monkey dressed Mom in a saucy outfit that showed her assets. Mom downed the rest of her Margaretta and went off in search of dick and plenty of it.

Or so we thought.

We were in the motel's garden getting liquored up and placing bets on what day Mom would show up, satiated and glowing. But Mom came back within an hour into the hunt. We were surprised.

"The sheriff slowed down when he passed me. Then he turned around and came back to ask if I needed help." Mom said as she searched for a glass with some joy-juice left in it.

"Well, did you need help?" We asked.

"Hell no, he was butt-ass ugly."

"That's it?" We asked.

"Well, a hot guy in a truck came by and smiled at me. Then he turned around and drove up next to me so I smiled back."

"That's it?"

"Yeah. I didn't get to the end of the block before these two yokels took the bait. This place is hot."

We agreed and Mom now felt better  knowing she could get dick anytime she wanted by stepping out of her motel room.

But that's not all. This place is filled with testosterone. Most motels have some dumpy old women to change the sheets but here, there is a tall, good-looking, marine haircut guy vacuuming and dusting. He could dust me any day.

Then there is the two guys at the meat counter at the local market. And it looks like they know their meat. But that doesn't exclude the rest of the circus in this town. Take a walk on the pier and watch the surfers dive into the water so that they don't have to paddle out. That's a show and a half with free admission.

The finale, and it was a doozer, was this guy with his arm around a freshly fucked babe. His shorts were pulled so low that the top of his pubes were showing. Tall, built, you could count the six-pack gut on him. His display of pubes had me on my knees begging for more. I love honeymooners with their fresh fuck smell.

We will soon ready ourselves for another stroll in town. Young men just from the sea with salt water glistening on their tanned bodies. Their shorts showing a tad of crack, making you want for more. Maybe we'll stop in at a local watering hole for some libation with the locals, who knows? We're on Holiday
Mom's happy, Mexican Monkey is happy and so are we, here in Cayucos by the sea.