Jihad Party Boys

Last night there was a good old fashion clap-clap song. Oh did the Jihad Party Boys at the Western Bunker have a time. Drag Queen was at her best, she had made some really fine butt flossers and as her eunuch played and Drag Queen jiggled her ass the Jihad Party Boys clapped and clapped. What they got for all their clapping were butt flossers tossed to the crowd. They went so crazy that some Party Boys took off their cheap black pants and cheaper white dress shirts and put on the tossed butt flossers mimicking Drag Queen's dance of the Seven Butt Flossers.

They had a good time the whole night long flossing their butts and clapping. They drank cheap wine, wiggled and shook to the beat the eunuch played and all the while, as the night wore on, Drag Queen made sure to kick all the coins tossed toward her eunuch who was instructed to pick them up quickly and secure them between its fat tits. Drag Queen had caught on early of a little nasty trick the Jihad Boys played. The cheap bastards glued the coin to some string and when tossed they would let it sit there until Drag Queen went into a twirl before she tossed a butt flosser. Then, while she was spinning, they would snap the coin back to toss again. Drag Queen caught on quick and now has her toenails cut in a manner to sever the coins from their strings. She then, deftly, kicks them to her eunuch. The Jihad Party Boys haven't figured out why their string no longer retrieves the tossed coin. They bought better glue, better string and still loose their coins to the wicked slice of Drag Queen's sharpened big toenail.

Drag Queen knows not to cut all the strings. She allows a few to remain free and thus fooling the Party Boys that their little trick can work. This keeps the Party Boys tossing more coins than they would normally do and Drag Queen has learned another trick, she can, in most cases, kick the coin right between the eunuchs tits where it falls into the folds of fat and is hidden.

Once, when the eunuch was tired of playing and almost fell asleep with its flute in mouth, Drag Queen kicked a coin at the Eunuchs head and woke it up. Now the eunuch is wary of the kicked  coins and makes sure its tits are open to receive the kicked coins.

Drag Queen had the Party Boys sing a song she devised that they never caught on too, to the rhythm of 'Kicked Through the Goal Posts of Life'. With a slight variation they sing, "Kick The Coin Between the Tits." And they never caught on that Drag Queen was doing just that.