Not all is quiet at the west bunker. Late last night an argument ensued involving some heavy use of Middle Eastern spit-gibberish. It was the ultra-Conservative Zionist Jihads. Far more serious than the Zionist Jihad Party Boys, they have strict laws and demand obedience.
Drag Queen's fate hangs in the scale. The ultra-Conservative Zionist dislike the Dance of the Seven Butt Flossers. They want to squeeze Cyclops the Cyst but not pay for the pleasure. Drag Queen would sooner squish the cyst and be done with the bloody thing than to cave into the ultra-Conservatives demands.
The Jihad Party Boys miss the dance of the Seven Butt Flossers and want Drag Queen to entertain them while they sell Ecstasy. The customers like the dance and the Jihad Party Boys have cash to throw to Drag Queen and a good chance to sniff her butt flosser after the performance. Some like to pinch the eunuch's soft bottom or one of its teats. Now that the ultra-Conservative Zionist have joined they are unhappy.
Drag Queen knows trash and she will wait to see who wins the battle of words. There could be worse than words though and this she knows and is counting on. For Drag Queen will come out victorious either way. She has the dance and Cyclops the Cyst.
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