Today, while having a glass of wine in the backyard, enjoying the afternoon sun, I noticed that the West bunker of the Zionist Jihad Party Boys has one green barrel, two blue barrels and two black barrels.
That means they have very little green, and a whole lot of waste. Landfill waste, and renewable waste, which is probably not that renewable. It probably is more of a black barrel waste. How do I know? By the amount of time the salvagers spend at their barrels. Not much.
This can mean two things. One: they are creating W.M.D. Do I have to draw a mushroom cloud? No, everyone knows from the Bush administration how Middle Eastern countries are swamped with W.M.D. Why didn't they find them in Iraq? Some say it was because they were looking in the wrong places. Others say because they haven't found them yet, but there is the second reason to consider: the Zionist Jihad Party Boys have them and they are slowly dismantling them in their blue and black barrels.
The whole thing is becoming crystal clear now. The vast tunnel system, Mean Queen's obsession with egg laying and getting screwed was a cover up. The tunnels are to hold W.M.D not eggs laid by Mean Queen. The barracks house the workers, women and children who do not come and go but are vaporized from handling W.M.D. They too are probably swept into the black and blue barrels that are now filling our landfills.
I'll have to go to Dick Cheney and tell him the news. He will be so glad to hear that he has been vindicated. It will be hard on the Democrats, but it is my duty as a citizen to report what I know. How could I have been so wrong on this. Mean Queen's ass was perfect for mass egg laying. And her business suit mechanic was stud enough to produce the eggs required by Mean Queen. It is Daddy that must be the brains of all this. Daddy who sits in the back and pays and pays. It is him that has organized the dismantling of W.M.D. so that they can be lost in the vast landfills of America.
Ingenious.
I'll probably have to visit Wyoming and find him. Cheney needs to know he wasn't the lying bastard everyone thought of him. W.M.D. are right here in Encino hidden by Zionist Jihad Party Boys.
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