Heads were heard rolling at the palace today. There were pleas on occasion but Mean Queen would hear nothing of it. She held court and those found short displeased Mean Queen. The tunnels were humming with activity. Minions were sent to serve time digging. Somber black SUV's were parked in the alley at both bunkers and more Zionist Jihad Party Boys were brought in to take the place of those sent to the tunnels.
There were no clap-clap happy songs. No touching, I'm not sure if they had butt flossers on, they did have skull caps and black pants. Why Party Boys wear black pants is a mystery. They do make pants in other colors and of course butt flossers can be made in a vast amount of colors. I think I should take it upon myself to demonstrate how to crochet a butt flosser and the proper way to wear one. These Jihad Party Boys need clean butts cause they got big fat asses. A fat ass needs flossing, especially these Party Boys. I think wool. It's durable and will stand up to the rigors of being between the cheeks of a fat-ass Jihad Party Boy. Acrylic would get messy, silk is a waste of material on these buns. You need a heavy duty, tried and true, Black and Decker standard wool to get these cracks clean of dingle berries.
Perhaps that is what Mean Queen was pissed off about. Her Zionist Jihad Party Boys had dirty, dingle berry infested ass-cracks. I'm sure of it and there is no way for me to reach the vast underground tunnels holding god knows how many subjects of Mean Queen who have no idea how to rid themselves of dingle berries. I'm not sending Millie down there again, and she doesn't need a butt flosser anyway. No, they'll just have to go the rest of their lives with dingle berries the size of grapes hanging from their assholes.
I can only do so much.
Isn't it time you started providing pictures of the Jihad Party Boys and Mean Queen? We need meat to feast upon as we mock it.
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