Sitting in the backyard, drinking with the girls, I noticed Village Idiot managed to back his car out and drive east down the alley. In a few minutes he returned from the other direction and proceeded to park in his garage. It takes him some time to back out or in, I think he forgets in the middle of doing it on which way he is suppose to go.
This time, he seemed to forget that he was going somewhere once he remembered he was backing out of the garage. He came back and then--yep, backed out. Again a short time later he was back. Even the chickens were confused and I looked at the girls if they had any idea what the idiot was doing now. They didn't appear to have one, all went back to scratching the dirt and I left to ponder what in hell Village Idiot was doing, if he was actually doing anything at all.
He could st ill be circling the street. Going in and out of the garage. It could be that he is making wider circles until he gets to his destination. Who knows?
It takes a village to have an idiot and we do.
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