Sniffing out bombs

Staten Island man can sniff bombs. Where he picked up this particular trait I have no idea but he assures me that his prominent nose has detected bomb making in the garage of the Iranians next door. And there is some evidence that this could be true.

There are strange coming and goings, people exit the garage and enter it solely by the back door, never the garage door entrance at the front. No cars are parked in it, all of them, and there are a lot of cars for next door, are parked either on the street or in the driveway.

The head guy, has a doctorate degree in engineering, and his wife is getting one as well. But the others, a man that rarely leaves is never talked about. The parents fly in from Iran every six months, stay a while and then go back. That's where the candy came from that I tested on a friend to see if it was poisoned laced, the friend still lives but I'm waiting just to be sure, it's been only a week.

Here is another strange thing, the Jews from Israel on the other side of us came over on the guise of borrowing the ladder. He said something was wrong with the air-conditioner but after he returned it two days later, said he thought something was wrong but there wasn't, the machine was leaking water which they all do.

I think he was using the ladder as a tower to peer over our fences and to see for himself if bombs were being made. After all, they are probably after the Jews, we are only the Queers of Gaza between Iran and Israel. We have no importance other than the vegetable garden and the eggs our chickens produce. But if bombs are being made, we are in the middle of a history of vengeance and deceit sown by these two rivals.

I give them both organic produce in the hope that they will be appeased and leave us poor Gaza Queers alone to farm and raise our chickens. Will it work? Will appeasement of two notorious rivals be enough to to keep us from their bloody wars? Only time can tell. Staten Island man still lives after a week of eating the candy from Iran, there is hope.