Orange Digs In the Toilet and Pulls Out the Attorney General

Jeff Sessions one of the,  'Good ole' Boys' of Alabama, came out of Orange Hair's Porcelain Throne today covered in shit. So the butler, Dummkoph needed to scrub him white. Oh, does the butler take pleasure in this most sacred task, to clean anyone white. The butler, you see, believes that  if given a black man he could scrub him white.  Sessions is Lily Fucking White.

Already the lying crud has stated that 'Crime is UP' and he intends to put anyone not lily fucking white in jail. You see it's like this with the good ole boys of the South, you don't look like you're  inbred trailer trash then you is a criminal. Sessions is noted for his vetting  process to make sure the suspect is truly white. If the person shows signs of possible 'other than white' they are likely the criminal type and need long sentences working for white people. Sessons doesn't believe this is slavery but rather a way for criminals to pay for the crime of not being white.

Things are not going well with Orange Hair. His family packed off in ten different directions glad to rid themselves of the Beast. "I wanna be president," Orange Hair repeated night after night. And their response, of course was, "GO FOR IT." Anything to get rid of him sounded really good. Trouble is he is now the world's problem. He has been let loose and we, as in all of the planet, have a problem. After that he attacked the courts for ruling against him. ALL OF THEM Ruled against him. So Orange Hair can't arrest people at airports and torture them. This latest development is very upsetting to Orange Hair and at present he has slithered back to his Porcelain Throne to tweet and pout.

All Hail the Pouting Tweeter.