Theresa May went to the White House where Orange Hair, after a few pleasantries, showed the Prime Minister the porcelain throne, and in front of it, the torture device Puss Stain gave him. She almost fainted dead out but when she recovered, and just in time before Orange Hair had her in the device ready for it to grab her genitals, her guard pulled her away. Theresa May was warned of Orange Hair and his peculiar habit for fondling privates, and she did expect something like this but to witness the machine, snapping at her snapper and slapping at her slapper, it was a bit too much.
She was on the horn immediately, and in good time too. The President of Mexico, Mr. Nieto called Orange Hair and said he would love to come to the White House but he had a gall bladder massage he couldn't miss. Orange Hair was very disappointed in these world leaders and their weakness for torture. How sad, he thought, that they didn't want to participate in torture even though it would be them tortured, and considered them weak and Europeanish.
After that disappointment, Orange Hair went to his porcelain throne to tweet. Nobody yet to use his beautiful machine on but he knew in time there would be. "All in good time," he said to himself before issuing a tweet and two executive orders. One executive order was for women who wanted an abortion, they would be tortured. That order was to satisfy the demands of the Pro Life Movement who were slightly disappointed that he didn't kill the women after they were tortured for having an abortion and felt the executive order needed more teeth.
Orange Hair as a soft spot for women. He will only torture and not kill women who have abortions. Of course, after the torture, many of them are so mortified of what was done to them that they kill themselves and Trump, knowing this, felt a bit sad but soon got over it. He needs a woman or girl to use his machine on and he needs one soon.
Perhaps a woman in a hijab would be good but he better find one soon because a few days ago he banned them from the country. Rags, he wrote in his executive order are for menstrual periods and not to be worn on the head.
Tomorrow will be more executive orders on golf, what hotels will get preferential treatment, and torture.
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