The most queer, most terrible thing happened to Golden Boy. Set upon by Muslim extremist in the hood that envy his Mercedes, they sent him a queer Christian who happened have a hot bod and good looks. The only crack in his perfection was that he was crazy as all hell, but of course if you're a jihad Muslim warrior, what else would you send? They are so very devious.
The squeeze liked to pray a lot. That's strange in itself, unless of course you're gay and praying to get laid, I've done that myself. But this dude prayed for any reason, like if you're in line at the grocery store and decide you want to go to New York, so you pray not to leave the line and go. Break a dish in the kitchen, pray to have it fixed. It was the perfect setup, Golden Boy likes to pray too only not all the time.
You see this way the squeeze would slowly drive Golden Boy to pull his hair out, gain weight and watch Lucy sit-coms. He would be transformed into a house-mouse and that would be the end of Golden Boy. Then Golden Boy would no longer need a Mercedes and the jihad Muslims would ply him with a trade for a donkey cart. With Golden Boy's moral so low that he would take the bait.
But that didn't happen. Golden Boy saw through the plot. Especially since the plant, being an extreme Muslim Holy Warrior in disguise as a Queer Christian started to rant and rave. Once foaming at the mouth occurred, Golden Boy said, "Adios mother-fucker."
Golden Boy has once again been saved from Muslim extremist but what awaits him next? I'm sure the Muslims in the hood are not finished yet. They keep at it like a lemmings jumping off a cliff.
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