Does Shit Fly?

It sure as shit does. Fact. I can verify that shit does actually fly, Wally is losing his knowledge of toilet practice and Depends is what I catch the shit and piss in. The piss isn't so bad. Think I'll use one myself making the trips to pee a thimble full unnecessary.

And the shit? Well the Depends is dependable. It catches shit but it doesn't keep it from flying. The reason? You have to take it off and dispose of the shit filled diaper. That's when it flies and boy does it. 
Shit flies in your face, on your clothes, on the walls, floor, sink and anywhere it can find refuge.

Shit likes to stay on you. It is what shit was made for. Good shit, got some bad shit, that's total shit and shit dude, are a few examples of how shit sticks. But to stick it has to fly.

That's the mystery. How does shit fly? I don't know, I just know that when I clean up Wally, there is  shit everywhere. It's not like I'm messy, shit no, but shit goes everywhere when I do. Fortunately we have a tiled bathroom, I can practically take the garden hose in and if there was a drain the middle, wash the shit away but there is no drain the middle of the floor it's is in the bathtub.

A good chlorine rinse after my shit duty is mandatory. It gives me a clean feel. That and Carmen who comes once a week and scrubs the shit out of the bathroom.

I'm so use to shit now, it doesn't bother me anymore, shit no.