The other day, well okay--Sunday; a large metallic truck pulled up in front of the Mean Queen's Palace. All the other cars were dispersed about the neighborhood and just coincidentally, an Israeli Festival was taking place in the park nearby.
Once the truck was in position, a black pick-up pulled up behind it, a star of David, plastered on the rear window, big and brassy as a red-neck Texan. They began talking Hebrew, a language only a rabbi could decipher. Quite clever of them to pick the house next door to pinko, commie atheist for their invasion.
They began to unload the bombs for the vast tunnel system that Millie so cleverly discovered days ago. It almost cost her life but I bartered a dozen eggs to get my Millie back. Cheap when faced with Zionist Jihad Party Boys. So we have an invasion ran by their Queen of Mean and Daddy funding everything. Daddy has deep pockets for a Zionist Jihadist.
Hold on. Hold on, the radio just went crazy and one of their tanks has just left the area. The house is dark, except for the pretty solar lights that change rainbow colors in the back yard. I'll be damned if I'll give up my fucking solar rainbow lights. I'll face any Zionist Jihad Party Boy face to face, cock warmer to cock warmer. If they can get their fucking gut out of the way.
The radio is back. The danger has passed--for now.
A woman dressed quite well, very un-Zionist, with heels walked from one bunker to the other in the alley at noon today. A prostitute, I'm sure, to satisfy the lust that goes on with Zionist-jihadist. Even I, as old as I am will not succumb to sex with men that keep their skull-caps on and I had crochet a bunch of dick warmers too for the Jew Fair, but sadly, no one bought one. They did like the skull caps with crossbones on them.
Did you model the crocheted warmers?
ReplyDeleteI had a dummy dressed in a prayer shawl, beard and felt hat. Once I put some black framed glasses on him, he took a more serious tone. But for me, I wore the foreskin cover. Easy to change quickly when comparing color and length and the kids loved the puppet show with the stuffed cock and ball warmers and foreskin covers.
ReplyDeleteThe name of the puppet play is, 'What's hiding in your skirt Father Flanagan?' A favorite at baptisms so I figure I would try it out on Zionists.
They were astounded.