Village Idiot

True to his name, Village Idiot is truly a stupid person. He leaves his recycle bins out in the alley, not bringing them in as we are suppose to. But it is worse than that, he doesn't care if they are empty or not. He never bothers separating the trash, it gets dump in the most conveniently located bin he finds which is usually the first bin. So, when the trash guys come to pick up his shit, there is one container full of crap and the others are empty. What do they do? They slam the bins down so that the containers must be righted to use. But does he right them? Fuck No. 

One of the boards on his fence is loose but does he put a nail in it? No, so his dogs can escape and who could blame them for leaving, yet living with Village Idiot they are unprepared for the real world. The world of cars and hostile humans. Poor things and all because Village Idiot is like some Republican birther. Constantly doing the same thing expecting different results.

I think he would be a Republican if he knew what that meant. As it is, I doubt if he could figure out how to vote much less do the act. He doesn't know there is a President let alone what a birth certificate is, in his case the hospital never filled one out, thinking at the time, 'What's the point?'

Which is why I would like to see the birth certificates, long or short form on voting Republicans. I don't believe they have one.